| "I don't think there's any doubt about that..." | 107k |
| "Yes Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy." | 39k |
| "Everyone knows that Betty's a wonderful little cook" | 51k |
| "Why, Ralph himself, he'll be in line for a promotion in a year or two" | 60k |
| "Hey Janet ... Yes Brad ... I've got something to say..." | 114k |
| "I really love the skillful way..." | 193k |
| "Life's pretty cheap to that type..." | 43k |
| "We must have taken a wrong fork a few miles back..." | 51k |
| "Well I guess we'll just have to turn back..." | 37k |
| "We must have a blowout!!" | 18k |
| "Dammit, I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed" | 78k |
| "You just stay here and keep warm and I'll go for help..." | 43k |
| "Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles ... maybe they have a telephone I could use?" | 136k |
| "There's no sense in both of us getting wet..." | 38k |
| "Huh-huh-huh" | 23k |
| "Hi, my name's Brad Majors..." | 48k |
| "This is my fiancee, Janet Weiss" | 37k |
| "It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos..." | 70k |
| "Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison??" | 70k |
| "For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself, Janet..." | 41k |
| "It's just a party, Janet..." | 40k |
| "Well we can't go anywhere till I get to a phone..." | 54k |
| "Just a moment Janet, we don't want to interfere with their celebration" | 83k |
| "They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own ... they may do some more, folk dancing" | 122k |
| "I'm here, there's nothing to worry about..." | 61k |
| "I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry" | 154k |
| "We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car ... we don't want to be any worry" | 162k |
| "Thank you very much..." | 18k |
| "It's alright Janet, we'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right..." | 76k |
| "Hi, my name's Brad Majors ...and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss" | 98k |
| "Brad Majors ... this is my fiancee, Janet Vice ... Weiss ... Weiss? Ahem..." | 117k |
| "Hospitality, all we wanted to do was use your telephone, Godammit, a reasonable request..." | 224k |
| "Oh Brad ... it's alright Janet" | 59k |
| "Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning" | 68k |
| "You tricked me, I wouldn't have ... I've never-never, never" | 85k |
| "Like this? Like how, it's your fault, you're to blame. I thought it was the real thing!" | 136k |
| "Hey, Scotty!" | 35k |
| "I told you my car broke down, I was telling the truth" | 81k |
| "Great Scott!!" | 29k |
| "Just what exactly are you implying!!" | 47k |
| "Good, God!!" | 37k |